Bad enough we've got Robin running 'round in Batman's tights, while Batman's all lost-in-time pretending to be a caveman and a pirate and a cowboy. Bad enough we've had to put up with two years of Superman not being in any of his own titles, only to come back just so's he can go
walk across America, in the lamest set-up since that old bloke gave Green Lantern a bollocking for being out of touch with the ordinary folks ( of course he's out of touch with the ordinary folks, you barmy old coffin-dodging loon! he's an inter-galactic policeman, not Jesse fucking Jackson! he fights world-devouring space monsters and cosmic tyrant types! you want someone to take out the smack dealer on the corner or your local pimp, give Batman a fucking ring! oh, wait, you can't. he's lost-in-time. . . ) all them years back. bad enough, indeed, yes. But now they're dumping
everything that has gone before out of Wonder Woman. I shit you not, gentle reader. Everything. Again. And
this is Wonder Woman's costume, now. As designed by Jim
Back to the fucking 'Nineties Lee, and drawn by Don
who he? Kramer.
Look, I
know I'm not the most progressive, forward-thinking of comic readers. And I
know this is only gonna be around for a year, two years max, before some other writer gets roped in and they give her the whole
SHE'S BACK! THE ORIGINAL WONDER WOMAN! schtick thing. But! I want to read good new Batman comics! not Robin dressed up as Batman comics! I want to read good new Superman comics! not
"you'll believe a man can stroll!" And I want to read good Wonder Woman comics! not
everything that has gone before is a lie Wonder Woman comics. I ask you: what was wrong with a bit of gratuitous star-spangled arse-crack? honestly?
Fuck it. Here's a
really cool pic of Wonder Woman, looking all
really Wonder Woman-like by Nicola Scott.
Now,
that is how you draw a Wonder Woman.
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